I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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