got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
