hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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