How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
two words: eviction party
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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