high people should be assigned attendants
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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