Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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