Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You work out of a Hotel?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Randomize
