He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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