Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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