Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick