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• (561): View more from Florida

  i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I woke up with glitter in my wounds.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.

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• (315): View more from New York

  drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He's the conductor of the struggle bus

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  I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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• (209): View more from California

  He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.

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