i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.