hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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