So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He felt like a one man threesome
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
