What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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