the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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