Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
where are my eyebrows?
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