I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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