ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
there is glitter all over my balls
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