Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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