ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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