i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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