gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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