I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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