He kissed a someone with a penis
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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