Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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