onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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