Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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