they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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