so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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