So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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