My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
