I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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