You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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