Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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