So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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