Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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