please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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