so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
