He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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