Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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