'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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