Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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