No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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