Three words: puerto rican gang bang
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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