This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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