she looked like the bat from fern gully.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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