Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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