Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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