i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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