Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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