so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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