Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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