evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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