That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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