what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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