Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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