What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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