So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Everclear isn't food dammit
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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