I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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