I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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